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Dogs Without Collars

(As not seen on Richard and Judy
and not heard on Radio 2,
but featured on Radio Solent)

Welcome To The Dog House!

The Church's Answer To Swine Flu/General Election/The World Cup etc etc ...

Rock 4 Ken
DWC on YouTube

This week's Quote
about DWC...

The Last Gig!
The Next Gig!
Gigs This Year!

DWC on YouTube

"Well, you were certainly
better than the England team"

Gig Photos!

DWC is the result of a group of Dorset Vicars having an excess of Rock and Roll aspirations over talent. Despite individual group members having (amongst other things) had lorries take out the front of their church or appearing on "The Weakest Link", the desire for fame (and to make a lot of noise) drove them to meet in secret at the clergy equivalent of Rockers Anonymous, much to the relief of their wives and families.

The Happy Mondays
Lost ... Completely Lost

See them at their next gig - click here for details...

Coming together at the start of 2006, these five sad individuals decided to offer their limited talents up to the derision of their friends and congregations by playing cover versions of (until now) much loved rock and pop classics including "Hi Ho Silver Lining", "Rocking All Over the World", "Tiger Feet" and assorted once-beloved songs by people as diverse as The Beatles, Elton John and Oasis. So far, they have not played the Hammersmith Apollo or the Marquee but they have played Blandford Forum URC Church Hall and are pleased that Wembley is now up and running - nicely in time for their 2012 "Totally Incensed" Tour (because it would be nice to see a game there).

DWC consists of ... Clive Thomas (Team Vicar of Shaston) on Drums, Graham Perryman (Team Rector of the Melbury Team) on Keyboards, Geoff Boland (Team Vicar in Canford Magna) on Guitar and Vocals, Laurie Clow (Team Vicar at Hampreston) on Bass Guitar and Tim Storey (Rector of Blandford Forum) on Guitar and Vocals. These five deluded individuals are the subject of much concern in their parishes.

See photos of their latest gigs here...

Is This a Church I See Before Me ...

Latest Dogs News

Click here to read details of the next DWC Gig ...

  • June 7th 10 - Dogs gig outside Wimborne Minster cancelled due to Performing Licence being withdrawn (with a World Cup match happening) ... find out more here...

    Some Highlights...!
  • May 4th 10 - Dogs Headline evening at Blandford School, support schools worker Ken ... find out more here...
  • Feb 5th 10 - Dogs to play Gold Fair at Shaftesbury on July 5th ... find out more here...
  • Jan 22nd 10 - Dogs return to Blandford and the Sealy Suite for a Parish Centre benefit gig ... see the pics here here...
  • Jul 7th 09 - "Dogs Lite" - Dogs without Geoff play Conference with guest vocalists and air guitaring Bishop ... see the pics here...
  • May 28th 09 - Dogs on YouTube ... here!
  • May 27th 09 - Dogs Have A Practice!!!!! New songs include "I Don't Like Mondays" and "Another Brick in the Wall"
  • Mar 20th 09 - £1088 raised for the Cameroon Scanner Appeal in Kinson - see the pics here...
  • Feb 6th 09 - The rarity of a "Snowed Off Gig" in Melbury Osmond ... find out why here...
  • Jan 17th 09 - Tim is interviewed about Dogs on Sally Taylor's show on Radio Solent ...
  • Jun 28th 08 - DWC on The Radio - not good enough for Richard and Judy but Radio Solent came to find out more! ... Click here to read and listen...
  • Jun 14th 08 - The Minster Gig @ Wimborne ... Click here...
  • Feb 18th 08- Radio 2 say that “When Love Comes to Town” is "too rocky" for Aled Jones show ...
  • Feb 5th 08- DWC are NOT going to appear on Richard and Judy - the production people liked DWC and the mp3 of “When Love Comes to Town” but DWC not “Contemporary” enough.
  • Jan 17th 08 - Dogs Get Media Coverage ... Click here to read more.
  • Jan 1st 08 - Dogs Without Collars Appreciation Society facebook group created!
  • See the recent DWC Set List

    The Best Quotes About DWC ...

  • "I took an Asprin before I came, just to be on the safe side"
  • "I've never seen Walter so active - his legs have not been the same since."
  • "These guys are brilliant. Love 'em." (Bishop of Canberra)
  • "I took an Asprin before I came, just to be on the safe side"

    On the Coming Pages ....

  • The Next Gig.
  • Gig List.
  • 2010 Gig Photos.
  • 2009 Gig Photos.
  • 2008 Gig Photos.
  • 2006/2007 Gig Photos.
  • A DWC Set List.
  • DWC in the Media.
  • Getting in touch with DWC.
  • Getting Therapy after seeing DWC.
  • Find out about the band ...

  • Clive Thomas
  • Graham Perryman
  • Geoff Boland
  • Laurie Clow
  • Tim Storey
  • The small print. Nothing on this web site should be taken too seriously and DWC cannot be held responsible for anyone thinking that DWC might actually be a real rock band. Thanks to Jackie and various folk (including the Diocesan Area website) for the photos and to Bishop Tim for flogging the ecclesiastical equivalent of a dead horse by trying to promote us. We will retaliate sometime. And thanks to all those rock groups who put pages and pages of "Thank Yous" on their album sleeves. We thought these were long, but we feel better now. So let's sing hymn number 5382 and get going ....